The game also allows you to use steroids (taken orally rather than as an injection), which makes you stronger in melee combat, while drinking beer, we're assured "makes you tougher". Long synonymous with endless delays and empty promises, this butt of countless internet. so right!", there are breasts everywhere in the game - human and otherwise. The impossible has happened: After 14 years in development hell, Duke Nukem Forever is a reality. There is fun to be had here if you're a Duke fan, but whether it's worth the price of entry is debatable and whether it was worth the 14 year wait is. From the strippers who give you lap dances, with their breasts fully exposed, to an alien boss that has three huge, exposed breasts, to the breasts that can be found hanging from the inside of the one level, the Hive, which you can press X in order to poke, at which point they squirt something over you, and Duke quips about how "it's so wrong. Duke Nukem Forever should have been released as an XBLA or PSN game for around 1600 - 2400 points which then you could have overlooked the fact that it really cannot compete with the big boys. The game also has an obsession with breasts. There are also levels involving you having to hunt out a sex toy, and a condom in a strip club, a numerous other references to sex. From pretty much the second you start, there's strong, and regular swearing (the f word, along with practically every other swear word you can think of), and very early on in the game, there's implied oral sex. Now Duke Nukem Forever, a game that's been in development for more than 12 years, is finally out. I enjoyed listening to his quips and playing as an actual character, not some faceless, mute hand with a gun. The game kicks off with Duke peeing in a urinal (a prompt pops up asking you to p*ss), and gets cruder from there on in. Not only was it fun to play and a great deviation from the gloominess of the Doom franchise, but Duke Nukem was funny. Where do we start? In a nutshell, Duke Nukem Forever is not suitable for children to play, and if we were to make a list of everything people may object to in the game, it'd likely be longer than the review.
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